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31

May

unwinona:

laughawayeternity:

bennyslegs:

dontanswerit:

bennyslegs:

farewellfridaynights:

bennyslegs:

it’s 2013 and there’s no delivery service for ice cream and ice lollies?

fuck this earth

what the fuck is an ice lollie

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those are fucking popsicles

NOT IN ENGLAND THEY FUCKIN AINT

here we call them popsicles, and here we have them delivered via icecream truck

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‘MURICA

30

May

It’s taken me a while to catch up with The Big Bang Theory and my fiancé was nudging me to watch it. Bear said I would like the newest episodes because there was someone that reminded him of me. I was curious so I kept watching…then she showed up. The cute and slightly awkward Lucy. 

From her large eyes, short haircut, and peter pan collar…all very similar to me. It was amusing but creepy. Was someone watching my every move? Also the social anxiety/shyness….

At this point I wanted to cry. I’ve never had a character that I could relate to so much and some times it’s painful to watch. 

I’ve taken extreme measures to avoid social situations and people.

I don’t share my opinions so willingly. 

In the past the thought of dating a boy scared me to death. 

Thankfully it gets better (and you do meet a nice hunk with mocha fine skin). I just would rather not relive those scary shy moments. 

I have to learn to dance before my wedding day. I just…don’t know what to do with my arms. 

I have to learn to dance before my wedding day. I just…don’t know what to do with my arms. 

29

May

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
Dita von Teese (via thesefearlesssparks)

(Source: niselle)

26

May

Totem Animal

I’m a deer. 

When you have the deer as spirit animal, you are highly sensitive and have a strong intuition. By affinity with this animal, you have the power to deal with challenges with grace. You master the art of being both determined and gentle in your approach. The deer totem wisdom imparts those with a special connection with this animal with the ability to be vigilant, move quickly, and trust their instincts to get out the trickiest situations.

24

May

typeverything:

Typeverything.com - Aw Shit by Ryan Hamrick

typeverything:

Typeverything.com - Aw Shit by Ryan Hamrick

theworldhereinmymind:

Game of Thrones 90s era by Mike Wrobel

Jaime with that ‘stache.